The worst footballers’ haircuts of all time

15 September 2022

The worst footballers’ haircuts of all time

Many footballers are known for having out-there and memorable haircuts but, unfortunately, this isn’t always a good thing. With the FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022 (often the prime display of hit-and-miss hairstyles) around the corner, with every game available to stream on Showmax Pro in Africa, courtesy of SuperSport, we’ve decided to take a look at some of the weird and wonderful cuts that have graced our screens and football pitches in the past few decades.

Rodrigo Palacio

MILAN, ITALY – MAY 28: Rodrigo Palacio of FC Internazionale Milano looks on during the Serie A match between FC Internazionale and Udinese Calcio at Stadio Giuseppe Meazza on May 28, 2017 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Marco Luzzani – Inter/FC Internazionale via Getty Images)

We’ll get the ball rolling with a cut that’s too good (read: bad) to ignore. We’ve all heard of a one-hit wonder but Rodrigo Palacio decided to switch things up and become a one-strand wonder instead.

Abel Xavier

ROSTOCK, GERMANY – FEBRUARY 21: Fussball: 1. Bundesliga 03/04, Rostock; FC Hansa Rostock – Hannover 96 3-1; Abel XAVIER / HANNOVER 21.02.04. (Photo by Martin Rose/Bongarts/Getty Images)

Abel must’ve heard that blonds have more fun and decided to take it up a notch by throwing in a mohawk, some cornrows, and a beard to match. Questionable decisions all round, if you ask us.

David Beckham

DURBAN, SOUTH AFRICA – MAY 20: (FILE PHOTO) David Beckham of England looks on during the England training session at ADSL Stadium on May 20, 2003 in Durban, South Africa. On June 17, 2003 Manchester United agreed to sell the contractual rights of midfielder David Beckham to Real Madrid for $41.3 million U.S. (35 million Euros). According to reports Beckham will be in Madrid for a medical physical before he will officially introduced to the public as a member of Real Madrid on July 2. (Photo by Ben Radford/Getty Images)

Becks is known for his ever-changing hairstyles and this is probably one of his worst. The only thing more shocking than these corn rows is the fact that he went to meet Nelson Mandela with his hair like this. Bold choice? Yes. Bad choice? Definitely.

Taribo West

Taribo West of FC Internzaionale poses for photo during the Serie A 1999, Italy. (Photo by Alessandro Sabattini/Getty Images)

Taribo obviously went to the barber with a picture of Shrek and said “You see Shrek’s ears? I want pigtails that look like that – but in blue and yellow.” At least his barber understood the assignment, but it’s a no from us.

Dijbril Cissé

HULL, UNITED KINGDOM – DECEMBER 20: Djibril Cisse of Sunderland in action during the Barclays Premier League match between Hull City and Sunderland at the KC Stadium on December 20, 2008 in Hull, England. (Photo by Matthew Lewis/Getty Images)

Long gone are the days of the mohawk but Dijbril decided that he would add a twist to the ugly classic. The twist? The addition of the subby strip topped with the lumo green that actually made it so much worse.

Neymar

ROSTOV-ON-DON, RUSSIA – JUNE 17: Neymar Jr of Brazil reacts during the 2018 FIFA World Cup Russia group E match between Brazil and Switzerland at Rostov Arena on June 17, 2018 in Rostov-on-Don, Russia. (Photo by Buda Mendes/Getty Images)

Neymar may have wanted something bold when he asked for these frosted tips, and we have to admit, it certainly is a bold look. But not bold enough to be beautiful, or, even, vaguely attractive.

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